Die spinnen, die Finnen, -196°C & 3917MHz
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Re(3): Die spinnen, die Finnen, -196°C & 3917MHz
14.02.2003, 11:52:19
Alt, aber gut, kann man natürlich auch für Europäer umändern:

+50 / +10
   * New York tenants try to turn on the heat
   * People from Ontario plant gardens

+40 / +4
   * Californians shiver uncontrollably
   * Albertans sunbathe

+35 / +2
   * Italian cars don't start

+32 / 0
   * Distilled water freezes

+30 / -1
   * You can see your breath
   * You plan a vacation in Florida
   * Politicians begin to worry about the homeless
   * Manitobans eat ice cream

+25 / -4
   * Lake Ontario water freezes
   * Californians weep pitiably
   * Cat insists on sleeping on your bed

+20 / -7
   * New York water freezes
   * San Franciscans start thinking favorably of L.A.
   * Green Bay Packers fans put on T-shirts

+15 / -10
   * You plan a vacation in Acapulco
   * Cat insists on sleeping IN your bed with you
   * B.C. residents go swimming

+10 / -12
   * Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
   * Too cold to snow
   * You need jumper cables to get the car going

0 / -18
   * New York landlords turn on the heat
   * Newfoundlanders grill hot dogs on the patio

-5 / -21
   * You can HEAR your breath
   * You plan a vacation in Hawaii

-10 / -23
   * American cars don't start
   * Too cold to skate

-15 / -26
   * You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
   * People from Miami cease to exist
   * Canadians lick flagpoles

-20 / -29
   * Politicians actually do something about the homeless
   * People in the Yukon think about taking down their screens

-25 / -32
   * Too cold to kiss
   * You need jumper cables to get the driver going
   * Japanese cars don't start
   * Ottawa Rough Riders head for spring training

-38 / -39
   * Mercury freezes
   * Too cold to think
   * Canadians do up their top button

-40 / -40
   * Californians disappear
   * Your CAR insists on sleeping in your bed with you
   * Quebecers put on sweaters

-50 / -46
   * Congressional hot air freezes
   * Alaskans close the bathroom window
   * Green Bay Packers practice indoors

-60 / -51
   * Walruses abandon Aleutians
   * Sign on Mount St. Helens: "Closed for the Season"
   * Ontarians put gloves away, take out mittens

-90 / -68
   * Edge of Antarctica reaches Rio de Janeiro
   * Lawyers chase ambulances for no more than 10 miles
   * Ontarians migrate to New York thinking it MUST be
     warmer south of the border

-100 / -73
   * Santa Claus abandons North Pole
   * Canadians pull down earflaps

-173 / -114
   * Ethyl alcohol freezes

-297 / -183
   * Oxygen precipitates out of atmosphere
   * Microbial life survives only on dairy products

-445 / -265
   * Superconductivity

-452 / -269
   * Helium becomes a liquid

-456 /-271
   * Quebec drivers drop below 150 KPH on highways

-460 / -273 (Absolute Zero)
   * All atomic motion ceases
   * Canadians start saying how it's a tad nippy outside


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