"Thousands of postings of random drunken bullshit.....aaahhhhh, the internets"
"Yes, the internets. Wait a minute....when did it become plural?"
"There's more than one net in this tangled web we weave."
"Well, it's like a series of tubes, and you can put stuff in the tubes."
"What, a tube I can put stuff in?"
"No, the stuff that's being shoved into the tube."
"I'm lost!"